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A Candler, N.C., woman [Shown here.] danced in front of the service, waved a wand around the casket, opened the lid, laid her hands on the deceased's head and struck the body with a wand, according to an incident report from the Laurens County Sheriff's Office. [She's a witch! Burn her! Burn her!]
Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, 25, has been charged with disturbing a funeral and public disorderly conduct in Tuesday's incident, according to tickets. [According to Dr. Lienmack Dubrow, she wasn't due out of the psyche ward for another decade or so.]
Fausel said she had never before seen the woman and had no idea why she would've been at funeral at Church of God on State 14.
"Everybody was just kind of flabbergasted," she said. "They didn't know what was going on." [I can be redundant too! I can say everything twice! Also: Flabbergasted is an amazing word to use here.]
The woman took flowers from the top of the casket and threw them at the family before leaving in a burgundy Toyota, according to the report. [This is no laughing matter... She was demon possessed.]
Fausel said she called the Sheriff's Office.
A lieutenant intercepted a burgundy Toyota Corolla heading south on Interstate 385, according to the incident report.
When deputies asked the woman why she acted the way she did, the woman said "she felt that it was the right thing to do at the time," according to the report. The woman told deputies she knew no one at the church, according to the report. [There is no better reason...]
Fausel said the deceased's immediate family were in another room at the time of the incident and didn't witness it.
Leonard, of 117 Davis Creek, was released from the Johnson Detention Center Wednesday, according to jail officials and tickets. ["Authorities say the woman will have a mental evaluation."]
